Your name is KAIDEN CLOVIS. As was previously mentioned, it is a NORMAL DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is just another reason, if anything, to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, and you are FAIRLY DECENT AT IT. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most (potentially) lethal members of your society, the NETWORK ADMINISTRATORS. However, things didn't work out all that well and you use your natural CHARISMA to sell FUR TAILS at CONVENTIONS instead. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE AND OCCASIONALLY A SET OF WICKED DICE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING WALL. You have been fiddling with and recoding a chat client called TROLLIAN, and you are FAIRLY INTERESTED IN HOW IT OPERATES. Your trolltag is arcaneApothecary and you speak in a manner 7ha7 = ever s0 calcul8ive and implies kn0wledge 0f 7he unkn0wn;
You are currently waiting for the fandom of your canon to SHUT THE FUCK UP about the latest update, whatever that is. What will you do in the meantime?
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
Avatar Instagram AU. Everything is the same, but there is Instagram somehow. Partially did this because I wanted to make the “followed by prince Zuko” joke.
I had a dream that David Tennant read too many of those “David Tennant is UNRECOGNIZABLE in Amazon’s Good Omens!” clickbait articles and decided to audition to be the Doctor again while wearing his Crowley wig and sunglasses because he thought maybe they’d think he wasn’t David Tennant. For some reason they rolled with it and actually cast him as the 14th Doctor, who was finally ginger.
